In 2009, I made a “to do list” — male celebrities I’d like to do. It features some wildcards, like Peter Dinklage. And this was before Game of Thrones. I had worked with him on a film (which is a glorified way of saying I was an extra on his film in his scene), and I put […]
What is the big deal about Ryan Gosling? I don’t get it, and I never have. The Internet (and “real life”) is freaking out because he’s having a baby with actress Eva Mendes. Um, did anyone think they had a chance with Ryan Gosling? Like his having a baby was the ultimate personal shutdown to you, […]
A while ago I wrote a piece for my blog titled “Stop hitting on me” that people both praised me and critized me for. I think the criticisms came from people thinking I was bemoaning how hot I am and how I’m sooooo sick of male attention. Not even close. I don’t think that and […]
Photo by Naomi LirIf your “little monsters” are so important to you and you love them so much, why did you give the rich and famous early access to your store while your fans camped outside on the sidewalk? Fuck you, Gaga. Details here. Discuss.
Super fantastic portrait by Aurora Armijo. So to answer some questions that have been popping up about this new pilot “Apocalipstick”: 1. Does this pilot have anything to do with your blog?: No. 2. Why didn’t you copyright Apocalypstick?: Because you can’t copyright titles/names. 3. But you trademarked it, right? Doesn’t that protect you?: I […]
Photo by Ali Szubiak. Two things most people know about Katy Perry: her left boob and her right boob. That is a damn shame. Katy Perry (formerly Katheryn Hudson) went from a sort of indie folk singer-songwriter complete with Zooey D dresses and acoustic guitar, and a powerful voice, to a spandex dress wearing, teenage […]
Me with “Donny Osmond” Hey everyone! I just got back from Bloggers In Sin City and I have a lot to share! If you want you can see a sneak peak if you friend me on Facebook (and you should anyway! You know, only if you want to.) http://www.facebook.com/apocalypstick ALSO. I am a featured vyou…person. […]