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What is the big deal about Ryan Gosling? I don’t get it, and I never have. The Internet (and “real life”) is freaking out because he’s having a baby with actress Eva Mendes. Um, did anyone think they had a chance with Ryan Gosling? Like his having a baby was the ultimate personal shutdown to you, […]

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Posted in: celebrities, no i'm not drunk

A while ago I wrote a piece for my blog titled “Stop hitting on me” that people both praised me and critized me for. I think the criticisms came from people thinking I was bemoaning how hot I am and how I’m sooooo sick of male attention. Not even close. I don’t think that and […]

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Posted in: celebrities, fear and loathing, let's just talk from our hearts, Los Angeles, party

Nov

22

2011

I want to believe.

Photo by Naomi LirIf your “little monsters” are so important to you and you love them so much, why did you give the rich and famous early access to your store while your fans camped outside on the sidewalk? Fuck you, Gaga. Details here. Discuss.  

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Posted in: celebrities, music

Super fantastic portrait by Aurora Armijo.   So to answer some questions that have been popping up about this new pilot “Apocalipstick”: 1. Does this pilot have anything to do with your blog?: No. 2. Why didn’t you copyright Apocalypstick?: Because you can’t copyright titles/names. 3. But you trademarked it, right? Doesn’t that protect you?: I […]

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Posted in: celebrities, this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside-down

Photo by Ali Szubiak. Two things most people know about Katy Perry: her left boob and her right boob. That is a damn shame. Katy Perry (formerly Katheryn Hudson) went from a sort of indie folk singer-songwriter complete with Zooey D dresses and acoustic guitar, and a powerful voice, to a spandex dress wearing, teenage […]

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Me with “Donny Osmond” Hey everyone! I just got back from Bloggers In Sin City and I have a lot to share! If you want you can see a sneak peak if you friend me on Facebook (and you should anyway! You know, only if you want to.) http://www.facebook.com/apocalypstick ALSO. I am a featured vyou…person. […]

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Posted in: celebrities, hey look what i did, hi, Las Vegas, name-dropping

May

6

2011

I FOUND MY KEYS.

This comment on my last post, from Beat Of My Own Drum was so good I had to make a post out of it: I hope feminists won’t hate me for an observation I’ve made. I’m all about women empowerment, after all. But I’ve observed that no matter how successful a woman gets in her […]

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Posted in: celebrities, dating, life lessons, relationships