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This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Bedsider.org. But all thoughts and opinions are my own, so come at me.  Bedside drawers can be very personal spaces. You could have ANYTHING in there. Like a baby. You could have a living baby in your drawer. And that’s your business. Or, if […]

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Posted in: memories of my youth, nostalgia, photos, sex

Match.com is one of the many Internet dating sites that I’ve helped friends with; by which I mean, making over their dating profile. Because being single sucks. Or, it does for me. Most of the time. Probably because I need so much attention. “Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. […]

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Posted in: dating, online dating, relationships, sex, weddings

Jan

22

2013

You.

You. No, not you. The other you. Maybe. I would now like to address all of the different Yous. As in, more than one person. As in, this is not all about one person. You need to stop. This is my fault, I should have been more direct. It’s not going to happen. You are working on being […]

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Posted in: dating, friends, let's just talk from our hearts, nostalgia, relationships, sex

Considering that I spend most of my time sighing girlishly over photos of young David Bowie, Paul McCartney, and Jarvis Cocker, it makes sense that my friend Tony made this observation: “God help us all if you ever get your hands on a time machine and some roofies.” - Tony Archer Oh ha ha Tony. No. I […]

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Posted in: David Bowie, i don't even know, paul mccartney, sex

Full disclosure: this post is sponsored by AZO. Keep it real, ladies. The holiday express is choo chooing down the track and you either have to hop on or jump in front of it. Hopefully, you jump on it. If you jumped in front of it, you can’t read this anymore. Because you’re dead. Because […]

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Posted in: dating, fear and loathing, let's just talk from our hearts, party, relationships, sex

Awesome tee courtesy of Blondes Make Better T-Shirts. I’m so happy they gave this to me, because I saw it and thought, “NEED.” It’s basically just a big comfy shirt that says “M. M — MEDIUM” on it and then beneath that is a description of what the M doesn’t stand for, like “monkey.” And […]

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Posted in: clothes, dating, i guess this is advice, life lessons, lighten up it's just fashion, relationships, sex

This post was written last Friday around 10:30 PM. Have you felt that moment when you look up someone you had a crush on and they have a girlfriend and live in fucking KOREA I AM SO FUCKING LONELY? What the hell and why do I ruin everything? This was in college and I had […]

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Posted in: dating, memories of my youth, new york, no i'm not drunk, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships, sex