Kiss On My List

Jun

10

2013

I don’t want kids and I have my reasons.

I’m at that point in my 20′s where, even though I think it’s too soon to think about, I’m having to answer hypothetical questions like, “So, do you want to have kids?” or even worse, “When do you plan on having kids?” I plan on having kids right around the time I plan on having [...]

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Posted in: Kiss On My List, let's just talk from our hearts, Minor annoyances

Oct

26

2012

Shit that I am so into right now (part 2).

1. Big Macs. Look at this. Look at this damn thing. I want to paint my face with this. I want to use it as a moisturizer. I want to stuff my bra with it. A Big Mac is 550 calories. That’s without fries or a drink. If you’re taking in 1500 calories per day, [...]

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Posted in: fun times, Kiss On My List, shit that I am so into right now

Sep

18

2012

Which guy are you?

I’ve dated a lot of gentlemen and scoundrels, and I’ve come up with a list of strangely specific types of guys that surprisingly apply to everyone. Or almost everyone. Here are some of the guys I’ve dated. Ladies, can you relate? And sirs, read this and ask yourself: which guy am I? And yes, some [...]

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Posted in: dating, Kiss On My List, sex

Jun

22

2012

Shit that I am so into right now (part 1).

Here are some things that I’m ~~really into~~ lately. I found all of these photos on Pinterest and Instagram. 10. Me. I am just soooo into me right now. Look at what an amazing child I was. Not much has changed. I’ve had bags under my eyes since I was six and I have the [...]

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Posted in: Kiss On My List, no i'm not drunk, rampant use of the word fuck, shit that I am so into right now

Oct

12

2011

How To Kill A Pop Star In Ten Steps.

1. Let them dictate what’s best for them. You might be a doctor, but they might really love drugs. 2. Don’t say no to anything. 3. Just keep giving him drugs. 4. Spend most of your focus and time away from your patient; instead text and call your girlfriends. 5. If one day you should [...]

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Posted in: Kiss On My List, michael jackson

Mar

10

2011

Words & Phrases That I Overuse.

“What time is it?” / “What day is it?” / “Am I hungry?” / “I’ll have an iced tall skinny vanilla latte, please.” / “Wait what’s going on?” / “I don’t even know what’s happening right now.” / “Do I like you?” / “Do I have to take the freeway?” / “Where is that?” / [...]

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Posted in: Kiss On My List, life lessons

Nov

8

2010

Television Boyfriends.

The Pros and Cons of TV’s Best Boyfriends In No Particular Order “Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.” — Homer Simpson Aiden Shaw, “Sex and the City” Pros: Forgiving, thoughtful, caring, can make you a bench or chair. Cons: Will clutter your bathroom with various Speed Sticks (they have different smells). Ted Mosby, “How I Met [...]

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Posted in: dating, Kiss On My List

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