rampant use of the word fuck

Disclaimer because this post will probably upset people: to the guys I’ve been out with on OKC lately, who are probably not even reading this, this doesn’t refer to you, so calm the fuck down, even though you pretend you don’t care, but you totally do, because all anyone wants is to be flattered, especially on […]

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Posted in: dating, fear and loathing, no i'm not drunk, no seriously I'm not drunk, Oh that's dark, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships

This post was written last Friday around 10:30 PM. Have you felt that moment when you look up someone you had a crush on and they have a girlfriend and live in fucking KOREA I AM SO FUCKING LONELY? What the hell and why do I ruin everything? This was in college and I had […]

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Posted in: dating, memories of my youth, new york, no i'm not drunk, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships, sex

Aug

30

2012

Swept.

I want someone to sweep me off my feet, the way Romney sweeps all questions about his tax returns under the rug. Fuck it, I am a romantic at heart. I’ve tried to tell myself that I’m not. Today, I am coming forth and admitting my truth: I like romance, I like to be romanced, and […]

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Posted in: dating, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships

Here are some things that I’m ~~really into~~ lately. I found all of these photos on Pinterest and Instagram. 10. Me. I am just soooo into me right now. Look at what an amazing child I was. Not much has changed. I’ve had bags under my eyes since I was six and I have the […]

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Posted in: Kiss On My List, no i'm not drunk, rampant use of the word fuck, shit that I am so into right now

I’m sorry I’ve been updating so infrequently. I’ve had some sad sandwich in my life. Sad sandwich is my new way of saying, “There are so many shitty things going on in my life right now that I don’t want to talk about” because I think that sounds better. Feel free to use it. Confuse […]

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Fuck you, guitar man. Fuck you for looking beautiful as you got on stage with your guitar. Sure, you were dressed like a bartender and before you got on stage I thought you worked here, but now it’s all different. Fuck you for singing and playing the guitar so well. I don’t even know if […]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, jealousy, no i'm not drunk, Oh that's dark, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships

Oct

14

2010

Harsh Words.

This is how it works: you’re young until you’re not. – Regina Spektor I’m going to lay it down for everyone. You are a total idiot if you text and drive. You’re also an idiot if you talk on the phone and drive, but if you do it on speakerphone or on a bluetooth then […]

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Posted in: let's just talk from our hearts, rampant use of the word fuck