By Almie Rose
Apr
25
2012
Coachella is not my idea of fun; it’s more my idea of let’s make Uncle Almie cry. There’s lots of people, dirty hot sweaty people, and you have to throw money everywhere. If you can rock it out there, by all means, have fun in the assy desert. But if you’re high maintenance and [...]
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Apr
19
2012
I was walking on Beverly with my mom when out of nowhere these three dudes in ties came up to me with guitars and started singing. It made me happy. I think it will make you happy too. Follow them on twitter.
Feb
14
2012
Follow me on Instagram @apocalypstick People love to hate on Valentine’s Day. Their favorite line: “It’s just a stupid holiday created by Hallmark.” Yeah well duh, thanks Dr. House. But think back to when you were a kid and how much fun Valentine’s Day was, unless you were Ralph Wiggum. You got a bunch of [...]
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Jan
4
2012
A long ass time ago I said I would interview the 1,000th person to “like” me on on Facebook and I did and then I forgot to post it because I’m an asshole. Congrats to Hillary for being my 1,000th like and to Matthew for being my superfan. I interviewed them both. They’re hilarious. Thank [...]
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Jul
7
2011
Sometimes one of the bravest things you can do is go to a party alone. That and playing dead around a bear. It’s a toss-up. I don’t know if this is limited to women, but all my lady friends have issues going to parties alone. The usual fears swim about in our heads: what if [...]
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Apr
8
2011
This man is not amused by Iggy Pop. THIS SEASON OF AMERICAN IDOL IS FUCKING EPIC. MAN I WISH IT WERE ’03, BACK WHEN EVERYONE CARED ABOUT THIS SHOW. Pia Toscano, the best female singer on the show – one of the best Idol has ever had, period – and this season’s frontrunner, was eliminated [...]
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Mar
11
2011
Two years ago today I started this blog. This was the first post. Yeah. I just want everyone to know that before I switched from blogspot to wordpress, I had lots of comments on my old posts. I’m telling you this so that you know I was popular and won’t feel sorry for me. Also [...]
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