By Almie Rose
Jan
4
2012
A long ass time ago I said I would interview the 1,000th person to “like” me on on Facebook and I did and then I forgot to post it because I’m an asshole. Congrats to Hillary for being my 1,000th like and to Matthew for being my superfan. I interviewed them both. They’re hilarious. Thank [...]
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Jul
7
2011
Sometimes one of the bravest things you can do is go to a party alone. That and playing dead around a bear. It’s a toss-up. I don’t know if this is limited to women, but all my lady friends have issues going to parties alone. The usual fears swim about in our heads: what if [...]
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Apr
8
2011
This man is not amused by Iggy Pop. THIS SEASON OF AMERICAN IDOL IS FUCKING EPIC. MAN I WISH IT WERE ’03, BACK WHEN EVERYONE CARED ABOUT THIS SHOW. Pia Toscano, the best female singer on the show – one of the best Idol has ever had, period – and this season’s frontrunner, was eliminated [...]
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Mar
11
2011
Two years ago today I started this blog. This was the first post. Yeah. I just want everyone to know that before I switched from blogspot to wordpress, I had lots of comments on my old posts. I’m telling you this so that you know I was popular and won’t feel sorry for me. Also [...]
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Nov
30
2010
Nov
2
2010
So for Halloween I went as Lady Gaga and as a sandwich. Sandwiches are my favorite things and I found the costume in my closet. I totally forgot that I had it. My dad made it for me for my senior year of high school for a play I wrote. The Gaga costume was easy. [...]
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Oct
21
2010
Who do these bitches have in common (aside from important people)???? ME!! Is “Back to the Future” the most important film of the 80s? Of course not. IT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM OF ALL TIME. My Lea Thompson Story: It was another day at work in which I was probably trying to move things with [...]
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