By Almie Rose
From the category archives:
Jon Hamm’s girlfriend met Jon Hamm at a party in Silverlake. You know who I meet at parties in Silverlake? The Internet. Attractive men with equally attractive twee little girlfriends. Grown men in Ninja Turtle T-shirts and neckbeards. Men of indeterminate sexual orientation. Poor clones of George Harrison and Cat Stevens. Rapists. Pirates. Knaves. Not [...]
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU EVERYONE! Thank you for sending me your questions! I loved them! (Except for that one question and YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I think I may know who you are too. And I don’t understand. Also you’re misinformed and rumors aren’t very nice.) Whatever! Yay! Now I just have [...]
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HEY FRIENDS. We are friends aren’t we? Clap once for yes, twice for no. So here’s my plan. I’m going to do another Q&A video where you send me questions via my formspring and I’ll answer them, but this time with a twist: I’m not going to read the questions beforehand. I’ll turn on the [...]
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“We have to get a better understanding of who we are as people before I ruin my credit rating,” begins Bret Easton Ellis’s debut novel. OK actually it doesn’t, but that sounds like something he would write, doesn’t it? I relish Bret Easton Ellis. I feel like “love” is too common a word and “adore” [...]
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I’m back from my east coast excursion. My brother is all freshly graduated and off to Cape Cod for an internship. I’m back here, drinking Starbucks like it’s my job. I missed you all and I missed this blog. Did you miss me? I kind of hope that you did. Oh who am I kidding, [...]
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An awesome friend of mine really blew my mind today and she did it via the words of Ben Affleck. I know. I cursed her for making me think that Ben Affleck was a remotely intelligent and/or thoughtful person. But it appears that he is. Here’s what happened. I was being a big baby and [...]
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“Tell me who’s invited: you, your friends and my dick.” – Kanye West On here I can say (mostly) whatever I want but in social events I’m oddly shy (unless I’ve been drinking). People mistake my shyness for pure bitchiness and no one talks to me. Thus when I am included I try very hard. [...]
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