CONTEST IS CLOSED, WE HAVE A WINNER!
GRAND PRIZE IS TOM WITH “I Kid You Not”
RUNNERS UP ARE KELLY WITH “Plan A” AND NIIICK WITH “Dick Draper”!
THANKS FOR ENTERING!!
Hello everyone! Did you know it’s National Condom week until the 21st of February? I didn’t, but now that I do, I thought we should celebrate by giving away a sample pack of FREE CONDOMS from Lucky Bloke! Lucky Bloke is a site that sells the best of the best condoms, and also reviews them. They’ve been featured on Huffington Post for tips on safe, awesome sex.
I’m giving away 1 condom sampler pack of your choice! There’s 16 different packs to choose from (!). Each pack contains 12 condoms and some packs have extra goodies, too! And if you’d rather have a lube sampler pack, you can! Each pack has a value of $18.99. That’s nearly $20 worth of free condom-y goodness.
You could win the “Sexy Superhero Hook-Up Survival” Kit!
How To Enter
It’s really easy to enter (that’s what she said). All you need to do is answer this question in the comments: if you could name your own line of condoms, what would you name them? My favorite answer wins! Be creative.
So don’t be shy! To enter, you don’t even have to use your real name (though if you win, I’ll need your info.) You could win FREE STUFF! FREE IS GOOD. Note: this contest is WORLDWIDE! Anyone — ANYONE — can enter! And as many times as you like.
I Kid You Not.
Okay, that’s fucking brilliant.
CONGRATS TOM, YOU ARE THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER!!! YOU WIN 2 SAMPLE PACKS!! Email simone@luckybloke.com with your address!
Thanks, Almie! The samplers just arrived and include lots of sexy, exciting things!
So, now I have a lot of condoms that expire in 2016. I’m crunching the numbers here and it’s not looking good.
UH OH, BETTER GET STARTED!
“Baby Busters”. Complete with a mashup of the Gerber Baby and the Ghostbusters logo.
BWUAHAH YES.
De-Heimanator
it works on so many levels!
Spirrups.
I don’t get it, but I like it.
I’d probably name them Skinny Dip condoms – “It’s like wearing nothing at all….with less risk of getting caught!” (PS. Just showing you some love, not real entry)
“Nothing at all…Nothing at all…Nothing at all!” — Ned Flanders.
Plan A.
Nice!
Haha nice.
Haha! nice.
Congrats, Kelly, you’re our runner-up! YOU WIN 1 SAMPLE PACK! Email simone@luckybloke.com with your address!
yellow submarine
Always down for a Beatles reference.
Tuxedo.
Coz I’m always like: “Now put your fancy suit on and give it to me!”
HA! Love it!!
Seedless. For when you don’t want to spread your seed
Makes sense!
I’m too grumpy to be funny today. But I’d like to note my approval of most of these entries and, if I may, view for “Plan A”.
Thank you for cheering me up.
You are so welcome!
Cock blocker
bwuahaha.
Dick Draper
as in, Dick Whitman/Don Draper
Congrats, Nick, you’re our second runner-up! YOU WIN 1 SAMPLE PACK! Email simone@luckybloke.com with your address!
Rain coats
If we’re staying with the musical theme: My Boning Jacket
Old-Timey theme: Dr, Slammington’s Penile Penetration Protectacons
And evangelical theme: Hell Balloons
“My Boning Jacket” is making me lol.
The only thing wrong with “My Boning Jacket” is that it is funnier to me to imagine someone having a dedicated sex jacket he/she puts on after taking everything else off, like Homer Simpson’s “Mr. Plow” jacket, which is actually a great sight/wordplay gag that most kids probably didn’t get the first time around.
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