Category Archives: something I made

Adrien Brody, Guardian Angel.

Adrien Brody, Guardian Angel

Oops, I accidentally uploaded the old draft. Here’s the newer one!

 

Tomorrow Is Another Day – Gillian Hills

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A Dating Flowchart.

Over the past month or so there’s been some confusion that I thought I cleared up with this post. Apparently it wasn’t as clear as I thought it was, and that’s okay. I made a flowchart. There it is. Look at it. Study it carefully.

I made this flowchart because it’s like every few months I come across a rusty knife and ask someone, “Hey, if I stab myself in the palm with this rusty knife, will it hurt?” “Yup.” “Okay, I’ll just try it anyway–FUCK THAT HURT!” Some time later: “Hey, if I stab myself in the palm with this rusty knife, will it hurt?” “Yup.” “Okay, I’ll just try it anyway–FUCK THAT HURT!” More time later: “Hey, if I stab myself in the palm with this rusty knife, will it hurt?” “Yup.” “Okay, I’ll just try it anyway–FUCK THAT HURT!”

If that metaphor confused you, simply look at the illustration above. It’s a picture. Pictures are fun!

Thank you.

If I’m In Luck I Might Get Picked Up — Betty Davis (no, not that one, the Miles Davis wife one)

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