Because vyou kept cutting me off.
HELLO MONSTERS.
May
26
2011
Category Archives: video
Of Tees and Coyotes.
Apr
05
2011
Hello everyone! I haven’t updated in a while, I know. I’m sorry. JUST KIDDING, I’M NOT SORRY. Look for my post on weddings later in the week. For now, here are some videos:
This one is my super low-budget commercial for Hand Made T-shirts By Kenzie. And no, she’s not paying me or anything, I just love her stuff with a an exploding passion.
And here’s a brand new video that I am premiering here on my blog! This is what happens when I write late into the night.
I’m curious about you guys: if you could get a t-shirt with anything on it, what would you get?
Teaser for Apocalandis Part Two.
Mar
08
2011
Here’s a little clip of what you’ll see in part 2 of Apocalypstick & Max Landis offer you advice.
We got a LOT of questions this time, so it’s going to take me longer to edit it. I may have to pull some Harry Potter shit and split it into two parts. I’ll try not to.
In the meantime, please enjoy this thoughtful and funny piece by Laurenne Sala. It has the wit and hilarity of a New Yorker cartoon. But with vaginae: Fruitcake
Feel free to use this post as a discussion of our videos, oral sex, vaginal odor, and vulva perfume. Please DO NOT use this post to talk about Charlie Sheen. This is a SHEEN-FREE ZONE. Yes, he’s so amusing and funny with his “tiger blood” and “winning” but he BEATS WOMEN and says HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT JEWS. Of all people who deserve attention, he is at the bottom of my list. So if you want to Sheenize, take that shit to Twitter, or better yet, NOWHERE.
Thank you! And yes, I did change my font, because Helvetica gives me such a heartboner.
SNEAK PEAK VIDEO! APOCALYPSTICK AND MAX LANDIS!
Feb
11
2011
I’m Not In Love.
Dec
21
2010
Hey everyone! Sorry I haven’t updated in a while. I’ve been sick. Please enjoy this Crystal Castles video (featuring Robert Smith) directed by the amazing Ian Asbjornsen. I have a quick cameo in it as well as a cameo by an actress who may or may not have starred in The O.C.
Happy Christmas John (happy Christmas Yoko)!
BLOGGERS GET SHOT.
Oct
11
2010
Aahh!! Enjoy this behind-the-scenes look at the blogger shoot for Genlux magazine that I shot and edited using the diabolical iMovie. I think this will be in the winter issue. Basically it’s a fashion shoot with L.A. bloggers instead of models, bloggers like yours truly, Molls (of Molls She Wrote! and general internet superstardom), Sara (of Waitin Round 2 B A Millionaire), Ami (of My Fashion Database), and Aimee (of Smashbox Yello!). I got to jump around in lace-up Yves St. Laurent wedges and feel important. A successful day, in my opinion.
Fun With Apocalypstick!
Aug
12
2010
