Hpnotiq says Bling It On! Enter to win a year’s worth of getting your nails done. Seriously.

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Full disclaimer right here, holla. This post is sponsored by Hpnotiq, some very pretty liquor. All thoughts and opinions are mine. Come at me.

Nail art is not something I’m very good at. I love having nice looking nails. A bright color, or a red so dark it’s almost black, or shimmering white — those are glam nails to me. Because most of the time, I am biting them. I want to be like those nail wizards who can paint things on their nails like The Last Supper or Billy Joel’s entire discography. One, I got zebra striped nails. Proof. Here is a photo of me holding a cup of coffee in a hotel room in Vegas. Because why else would I have zebra stripes? I was honoring the fine city of Las Vegas. And you can tell those are my hands because of how stubby and childlike they are.

zebra striped nail art

There’s got to be a way to make money off of having a 10 year-old’s hands. And I don’t mean in a jar. That’s just terrible.

And here’s my confession: I didn’t do those myself. I would put a sad emoticon here, but it’s more powerful if I hang my head in shame. So picture that. Picture me doing that. Got it? Good.

So for those of you who can do nail art on your own, this is your time to get NAILED (I’m sorry, that was terrible. Not as terrible as jarring 10 year-olds hands) because Hpnotiq is giving you a chance to win some dizzying prizes. Or maybe makeup is more your thing. Maybe you could win with your GLAM MAKEUP!


This probably isn’t what they mean though. I would lose.



    • Love glam things? From now until July 28th 2013, Hpnotiq wants you to show them how you GLAM LOUDER to win fab prizes! During each 2-week challenge you can submit photos in different categories to win – including the glammest nails, makeup and overall look. Entries can be pictures you snap yourself or images you find online.
    • Ready to Bling It On!? Here are the glamorous prizes that are up for grabs: One year of manis/pedis worth up to $1,200, a $1,000 gift card to Sephora or Ulta, AND a chance to win the grand prize trip for you and three friends to go shopping with a celebrity in Los Angeles! Even better – the grand prize winner will star in a professional photo shoot for the chance to be in a real Hpnotiq Ad!
    • Want to enter? Hpnotiq’s Glammest Nails Challenge is going on RIGHT NOW – but hurry – the entry period for the glammest nails ends at 11:59:59 a.m. EST on June 30th! For this challenge Hpnotiq wants you to show them the glammest nails, nail art or nail finish that you’ve ever seen or done. Think you can nail it? You can enter as many times as you want! Snap a pic of your own, or find a pic online.  For this round, they’re choosing 4 lucky winners to receive free mani/pedis for a year valued up to $1,200!!!

GO FORTH. And then drink some of this:

blue bottle hpnotiq


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