Good news, everyone!
I’ve been asked to write a book! A lit agency found this humble little blog and asked me if I was interested in a book deal. I said yes. I have no idea why they want a book from me but haha, suckers! Too late now! Papers have been signed! Thanks for staying with me, readers. You guys are the best Internets a girl could have! It’s going to be fun times. Please enjoy my new favorite song as a token of my appreciation:
Carol Brown — Flight of the Conchords
I’ll be back with a real post soon.
Cheers!
I own that "lit agency" and we don't like gloating…
wow congrats! will it just be a book of this stuff or something new?
(also lol, in trouble already)
No you don't own that agency! Nice try though!
i'm so excited for you!! send me a signed copy, ok?
HOLY SHIT.
yes, I'm jealous.
but yes I'm also insanely happy for you.
Now if only I could get my dream job of being paid to review hotels…
congrats!
YOU DA BEST YOU DA BEST. No but seriously, congrats.
Kendra you are the sweetest and thank you for doing my layout and making Apocalypstick look so pretty!
Thank you Hails! Just keep doing what you're doing and love it and then let it go and stop worrying about it and it will happen.
Wow, congratulations! You are giving the rest of us hope that book deals really can come from these blogs!!!
Ahh, thank you! But that wasn't my goal. I wasn't looking for anything. If only getting a talent agent was this easy!
congratulations! that's really exciting…i can't wait to read it!
re: the first comment, this isn't gloating, though she has every right to since SHE HAS A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK DEAL! she's way too classy to do that, though…she's just sharing with her loyal readers something to look forward to!
GIRL CONGRATS. You deserve it and I can't wait to read it!
This is hardly surprising to me. I kept thinking to myself, "Don't worry, Almie. Who cares about being a dumb actress anyway? Someday you'll WRITE for the dumb actresses. That'll show 'em!"
P.S. You are not dumb.
And congratulations!
Don't take the bus out of town, Almie! Stick around. I can't wait for your book 🙂
congratulations!!!
you're fucking amazing and i am so so so happy for you!!!! <3
Big, big, brilliant news! I'm so happy for you. 😀
I'm a fairly new reader, and I don't think I've ever commented before, but: I will seriously read any book you write a thousand times over. Congratulations!
i think the tag says it all for me: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! congrats girl 🙂
omg congrats!!! i'm a little jealous!
YES! You are awesome. Congrats!
I LOVE YOU ALMIE. I am so happy for you. You have no idea. Can I bake the cake for your release party?
congratulations gurl! i can't think of anyone more deserving of success ^_______^
Fucking fuck fuck AWESOME.
Sophia that's so sweet, thank you!
EMILY YOU CAN BAKE A CAKE FOR ME NOW.
Thanks everyone!!
oh wow, congratulations! i'm certain it will be a fantastic read, good luck with the whole process 🙂
congrats my dear darling almie. now come live in new york. you need new inspiration for your book…
Congratulations! I for one, cannot wait to read it.
Amazing – congrats!
EEEEEEEE! Congrats!!!!!
SWEET AWESOME PINE SAUCE
Wow, that's so awesome!! I've been lurking around here for awhile and enjoying you and congratulations!!!
so much yes
congrats!!
Sweet Jesus, that is fantastic! You are a regular Carrie Bradshaw (except sassier). I hope this doesn't mean you are quitting blogging, though 🙁
OMG congratulations – YEA!
Congratulations, Almie! That's awesome.
Now you have to keep your facebook account…for material, you know.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Good luck! And congrats! That's very exciting news! =)
congrats! throw a party! 😀
You're amazing/stunning/talented/flawless and I am so happy for you! Congrats 🙂
Also, I will buy that book as soon as it's published.
YAAAAAAAAAY! ALL CAPS CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's great news! I love your blog and will definitely buy the book when it comes out. Congratulations!
omg so jealous! and so excited to read your book! I hope you don't get writer's block!! haha! No really I'm so happy for you!
I've been reading this blog for quite a bit, and I am in complete love with it, and I know I will be with your book as well. I'm so excited for it! I will definitely buy it.
I discovered your blog through This Recording and think it's great. Congrats on the book deal!
WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! I'm gonna fart extra hard in hopes of releasing a triumphant range of sounds melodious enough to capture the Spirit of Celebration, who is kind of like that Ghost of Christmas Present. Or whichever the fat ghost with all the food is.
nice one my love. gloatin' is super-cool just like you. your blog is ace and i'm sure your book will be fantastic.
xx
CONGRATULATIONS! I sincerely hope the best for you. Make sure to update us, I sooo want to read it:)
I am so happy for you! I can't wait to read it! If it's half as good as your blog it will be brilliant!
Congratulations! That's such a great opportunity =)
I always knew you were too awesome to stay contained in the internet! Congrats and I can't wait to read it!
I'm so excited for you! I've been reading your blog for a while and will definitely check out your book. You're awesome and so funny. Congratulations!!
I'm famous for my penny pinching but I will buy your book! I promise. I wont just download it from Scribd.
Congratulations. You deserve it.
If the book's going to be anything like this blog it's bound to be awesome. I see this thing quoted all over the place, it's incredible. So excited to read it 😀
YES AMAZING!
Thank you everyone!! I'm overwhelmed. xxoo.
WOW congratulations!! that AMAZING! i cant wait for it to come out!!
Congratulations! 😀
Congrats!! you've always been one of my favourite reads! good luck with the book!
I am pretty excited to read your book 🙂