This is what we call, “phoning it in.”
Photo of Faye Dunaway/Brigitte Bardot/Jane Birkin/Audrey Hepburn/Veruschka/other celeb whose style I adore here.
Summation of my life thus far here. Pop culture reference here. Quoting myself and/or others here. Discussion of a guy I did things with/dated/whatever here. 90s pop culture reference here. Agonizing over said guy here. Giving advice here. Pop culture reference that doesn’t quite work as well as the others here.
Description of a party I went to here. How much I hated the party and everyone there here. Pop culture reference both here and here. Dialogue here. Rant here. Possible description of what I was wearing here, but probably not. Recollection of something said at the party here. My reaction to it here. Literary reference here. Possible name-dropping here. Pop culture reference to try to win you back here.
Looking on the bright side here. Strides towards positivity here. Sentences ending in exclamation points here! Uplifting words here. Obscure pop culture reference here. Passion here. Joy here.
Depravity here. Sinking feeling here. Twenty-something angst here. Realization that when I am in my thirties I will miss my twenty-something angst here. Joke that I do not want to make it to thirty here. Pause to wonder if it is really a joke here.
Then giddiness here. Promises of and for a better future here. Reference to drinking here. Possible description of what I’m drinking at the moment here. Joke here. David Lynch reference meets something else here. Talk of a failed relationship here. Advice here. Quote from a celebrity/musician/song/film/whatever here.
More exclamation points here!!! Lots of them here!!
Satisfying wrap-up or mystifying wrap-up here.
Song that I have been listening to or really like that usually has nothing to do with the post here. Most likely it’s a mash-up here.
“More exclamation points here!!! Lots of them here!!”
Priceless.
As a fellow blogger, I totally agree.
LOVE this. ha!!!
I always feel obligated to go with satisfying wrap-up, but let’s be honest. Not everything always wraps up so satisfactorily.
(That’s what she said.)
Anywhooo… I would like you to be in our storytelling show if you’re interested:
tabootalestheshow.com
Tales of taboo that may or may not wrap up satisfactorily.
There’s one this coming Wed on Melrose, but you should submit and be in the April show. Pleeeaaaase!
Oh my god. Awesome. Please send me deets via email!!
Best comment ever here.
Banter here.
Best post I read today here! More exclamation points here!!!!!!!!
This post is too funny, love your blog more everyday. <-Such a groupie!
smiley face emoticon here.
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I realize that you’re my soulmate…HERE!!!! You say something that somehow reaches the depths of my obsession with tv/pop music/VH1/countdowns HERE!
talks of hugs and high fiving here.
Appreciation of your self-awareness here. Wishing I could analyze myself as objectively here. Feeling like mine would probably look something like, “Me here! More about me here! Okay we’ll pretend this blog is about fashion here. Baked good here! NOW BACK TO ME HERE. Oh but first bad pun here,” here. See, even this comment is about me. Here.
Best post you’ve ever had. Cuts through all the drivel you spill the other 23 hours of the day.
Worst comment you’ve ever had. Cuts out all the specifics.
First comment I’ve ever had. And I’m sorry for saying that your post cuts out all the drivel you spill the other 23 hours of the day. I didn’t mean it.
Shane let’s never fight again.