Aug

12

2011

I’m Breezy!

apocalypstick phil collins tee

I am a much calmer person lately. Look at how breezy I am! People ask, “How are you so breezy? Can I be breezy?” Yes, yes you can be breezy! BREEZY! Now let’s whisper it: breezy. Here is my how to guide on how to be breezy:

1. Don’t take peoples’ opinions for fact.

2. But be respectful.

3. If someone says something you find ridiculous or don’t agree with, approach the situation with a calm kindness. And then in your head you can just think this:

4. Don’t give a monkey about what other people are doing.

5. I’ve said this before, but other peoples’ success does not hinder your own. It’s got nothing to do with you.

6. Drink fancy cocktails. Guys, don’t be shy about this. You’re missing out.

7. Get some therapy. If you can’t afford therapy, get some friends who are good listeners. If you don’t have friends who are good listeners, try omegle.

8. Drive with the top down on your convertible.

9. If you don’t have a convertible, get someone to push you around in a wagon while you look at the sky.

10. Pace in your backyard.

11. Realize that the small good things in your life are just as important as the big good things.

12. Only compete with yourself.

13. Take portraits with your cat.

14. High five a stranger. If they get mad, run like hell.

15. Karaoke.

16. A good night’s sleep.

Breeeeeeeezy!

Yao Ming image from Jodida Humanidad. 

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{ 29 comments… read them below or add one }

Luda August 12, 2011 at 4:24 pm

I have a little sister that would be so good at pushing me in a wagon around while I stare at the sky.

Breeeezy.

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Almie Rose August 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Get on that!

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Shay August 12, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Only compete w/yourself. Brilliant girl.

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Almie Rose November 25, 2011 at 6:59 pm

Thank you! I’m pretty sure I’m not the person who made this up but I try to live it every day.

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Matthew Meriwether August 12, 2011 at 7:37 pm

Now I can act how She & Him’s music sounds!

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Almie Rose August 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Yes, perfect description!

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Kelly L August 12, 2011 at 7:58 pm

LET’S ALL BE BREEZY TOGETHER.

Also, this is an excellent list. #9 is my favorite.

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Almie Rose November 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

Thank you! Yes, let’s breeze our lives into the great breezy breeze.

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Sandy August 13, 2011 at 10:53 am

This is perfect. Keep it breezy, Almie!

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Almie Rose November 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

Thank you, and you as well!

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Jamie August 14, 2011 at 1:06 am

9. If you don’t have a convertible, get someone to push you around in a wagon while you look at the sky.

Probably the best advice you’ve ever given on your blog.

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Almie Rose August 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Thank you. I’m all about practical advice.

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LisaJennea August 14, 2011 at 1:06 pm

This is excellent advice, Almie. Love it. When life gets me down, I’m just gonna remember to stay breeeeezy.

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Almie Rose November 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

How as it worked for you?

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Nicole August 14, 2011 at 8:06 pm

Even the Phil Collins on your shirt is lookin pretty damn breezy. Perhaps #17 could be to feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord?

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Almie Rose November 25, 2011 at 7:04 pm

Nice, I give this comment an A+. You do not have to see me after class.

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yochie August 15, 2011 at 7:15 am

You are wise beyond your years.

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Almie Rose November 25, 2011 at 7:05 pm

Ha, thank you. Sometimes I am, sometimes I fall very, very short. Like, when did this kindergartner get here? short.

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tori August 15, 2011 at 7:50 am

added bonus of #14: CARDIO!

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Almie Rose November 25, 2011 at 7:05 pm

Now you’re thinking!

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Nic August 15, 2011 at 10:44 am

You are so damn fancy…and yes, BREEZY. Wish we lived closer so we could hang out & be breezy together!

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Almie Rose November 25, 2011 at 6:59 pm

Being described as fancy honestly thrills me.

And I do too.

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zelina August 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm

I need to get on this breezy-ness stat I’d be happier lolz.

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Almie Rose August 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Try it next time! Choose breezyness!

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Kaitlin August 21, 2011 at 11:02 pm

oh thank you Almie. you are the big sister i never had (although i’m not sure how old you are).

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Almie Rose October 4, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Ahahahaha. I am ageless, like the great Keanu Reeves.

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Annie September 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm

All I need! Thanks Almie!!

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Almie Rose September 18, 2012 at 4:59 pm

High five!

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jen October 26, 2012 at 8:30 pm

This is awesome. #3 and #6 <3.

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