I am a much calmer person lately. Look at how breezy I am! People ask, “How are you so breezy? Can I be breezy?” Yes, yes you can be breezy! BREEZY! Now let’s whisper it: breezy. Here is my how to guide on how to be breezy:
1. Don’t take peoples’ opinions for fact.
2. But be respectful.
3. If someone says something you find ridiculous or don’t agree with, approach the situation with a calm kindness. And then in your head you can just think this:
4. Don’t give a monkey about what other people are doing.
5. I’ve said this before, but other peoples’ success does not hinder your own. It’s got nothing to do with you.
6. Drink fancy cocktails. Guys, don’t be shy about this. You’re missing out.
7. Get some therapy. If you can’t afford therapy, get some friends who are good listeners. If you don’t have friends who are good listeners, try omegle.
8. Drive with the top down on your convertible.
9. If you don’t have a convertible, get someone to push you around in a wagon while you look at the sky.
10. Pace in your backyard.
11. Realize that the small good things in your life are just as important as the big good things.
12. Only compete with yourself.
13. Take portraits with your cat.
14. High five a stranger. If they get mad, run like hell.
15. Karaoke.
16. A good night’s sleep.
Breeeeeeeezy!
Yao Ming image from Jodida Humanidad.
I have a little sister that would be so good at pushing me in a wagon around while I stare at the sky.
Breeeezy.
Get on that!
Only compete w/yourself. Brilliant girl.
Thank you! I’m pretty sure I’m not the person who made this up but I try to live it every day.
Now I can act how She & Him’s music sounds!
Yes, perfect description!
LET’S ALL BE BREEZY TOGETHER.
Also, this is an excellent list. #9 is my favorite.
Thank you! Yes, let’s breeze our lives into the great breezy breeze.
This is perfect. Keep it breezy, Almie!
Thank you, and you as well!
9. If you don’t have a convertible, get someone to push you around in a wagon while you look at the sky.
Probably the best advice you’ve ever given on your blog.
Thank you. I’m all about practical advice.
This is excellent advice, Almie. Love it. When life gets me down, I’m just gonna remember to stay breeeeezy.
How as it worked for you?
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Even the Phil Collins on your shirt is lookin pretty damn breezy. Perhaps #17 could be to feel it coming in the air tonight? Oh Lord?
Nice, I give this comment an A+. You do not have to see me after class.
You are wise beyond your years.
Ha, thank you. Sometimes I am, sometimes I fall very, very short. Like, when did this kindergartner get here? short.
added bonus of #14: CARDIO!
Now you’re thinking!
You are so damn fancy…and yes, BREEZY. Wish we lived closer so we could hang out & be breezy together!
Being described as fancy honestly thrills me.
And I do too.
I need to get on this breezy-ness stat I’d be happier lolz.
Try it next time! Choose breezyness!
oh thank you Almie. you are the big sister i never had (although i’m not sure how old you are).
Ahahahaha. I am ageless, like the great Keanu Reeves.
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All I need! Thanks Almie!!
High five!
This is awesome. #3 and #6 <3.
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