In Part 1 we talked about attending summer parties. Now let’s talk about how we’re going to dress this summer. This summer is all about dressing for success. You want to wear what’s comfortable or you want to wear what’s ridiculous. There is no in-between. You’re either going to wear that oversized Garfield t-shirt you’ve had since fifth grade or you’re going to wear your new vintage cocktail dress with fishnet tights and 90s Nine West boots. Don’t get stuck in the middle. The middle is nowhere. The middle is American Apparel, head-to-toe Urban Outfitters, or an uninspired outfit from the mall. AND THAT’S NOT HOW WE HAVE A GREAT SUMMER. No, no, we want to dress like Oberon or Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream meets Kylie Minogue. French 1960s cinema with a Kanye twist. Sexy George Washington. These are looks we should be going for.
Because it’s about more than what you wear. It’s about how brave you are. Or how creative. Or how fun. Or how strong. It’s about taking what’s inside you at this very moment and putting it on your body and face. (Don’t forget the makeup! Or sunscreen!) Don’t forget to dress for you, for how you really want. What was it Queen said? They said, “SHOW MUST GO ON.” Maybe you’re dying on the inside. Maybe you’re filled with rage. Or maybe you’re just filled with too much Chipotle. SHOW MUST GO ON. Good music and good summer fun can turn it all around. New clothes, vintage clothes, thrifted clothes, mall clothes, any clothes can make you feel better. Now say it with me, what did Queen say? I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE, I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE.
“But Apocalypstick, I’m not going to any summer parties!” Hey, you + one other person + this current month = summer party! A party isn’t about how many people are there (though at least three is best) it’s about your attitude. You could dress up and walk into a Costco and make that a summer party. What not? Free samples are like appetizers! Go up to your fellow shoppers and thank them for coming! You’ve got the magic in you!
It’s great to buy things. The right clothing purchase can save your life.
Hot dogs + a Frisbee = summer party. No questions asked.
Also, Miss Almie, your blog is one terrific reason for me to read blogs.
I agree with Aubriane. You have permanently replaced IMBOYCRAZY on my must-check-every-three-seconds-just-in-case-there-was-an-update blog roll. I’d write more compliments, but I have summer parties to plan and outfits to arrange.
That is a HUGE compliment. Thank you!
BTW I was so ready to argue with you re: your Woody Allen post, but…you make some good points.
You are a fantastic person to exist. I love this.
I can’t help but notice you’ve been incredibly upbeat lately in your posts. It is seriously helping me through my breakup weepies. Thanks for the daily dose of “You’re gonna be ok cuz you’re fabulous” positivity.
I am so glad I could help. (smiley face.)
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