No I will never stop complaining about Facebook so get off my plane

Jan

29

2013

Facebook sucks.

Facebook. Facebook sucks. Facebook is designed to fuck you over. Facebook is not your friend. Please read my embarrassing story of Facebook horror as a warning. Do not let this happen to you. Consider this your friendly cautionary tale. I was seeing this guy. He mentioned early on that he had an ex wife and I was [...]

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Posted in: dating, facebook, No I will never stop complaining about Facebook so get off my plane, roman polanski

Sep

25

2011

Like Paul McCartney.

I wrote this on my facebook and it seemed to resonate with a lot of people: Today I saw something on Facebook that made me jealous and instead of wishing that person got hit in the head with a sled and wondering why my life isn’t like that and what’s so bad about me and [...]

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Posted in: facebook, let's hug it out, No I will never stop complaining about Facebook so get off my plane

Jun

29

2010

Shameless Genlux Post!

(MAD MEN!) I’ve been away and I’m sorry about that. But. BUT. YOU CAN TELL ME TO STUFF MY SORRYS IN A SACK, BECAUSE I COME WITH ANOTHER SACK. OF GIFTS. OF POMPOSITY. Sort of. My interview with Jason Lewis (aka Smith Jerrod) is out and ready to read in the latest issue of Genlux! [...]

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Posted in: fun times, Genlux, name-dropping, No I will never stop complaining about Facebook so get off my plane, no seriously I'm not drunk

Nov

6

2009

What Don't You Fucking Understand?

Yes, friends, it’s another Facebook post. WAIT, DO NOT LEAVE, PLEASE. DO NOT CLICK THE LITTLE “X.” DO NOT GO INTO KARLA’S CLOSET OR INTO THE VAST DESERT OF ONTD. STAY WITH ME A LITTLE LONGER. DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT. OK now that it’s just us, let’s get really intimate. Let’s [...]

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Posted in: facebook, No I will never stop complaining about Facebook so get off my plane