no seriously I’m not drunk

May

28

2013

my future self.

Okay so I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go ’round and ’round but there’s really no wheels aside from the ones in my head and they are spinning. I cannot focus on anything except the wrong things, like how loud this typing sounds and how annoying those goddamn children are next door and how [...]

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Posted in: fear and loathing, i don't even know, no i'm not drunk, no seriously I'm not drunk, Oh that's dark

Nov

19

2012

Why OKCupid is terrible.

Disclaimer because this post will probably upset people: to the guys I’ve been out with on OKC lately, who are probably not even reading this, this doesn’t refer to you, so calm the fuck down, even though you pretend you don’t care, but you totally do, because all anyone wants is to be flattered, especially on [...]

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Posted in: dating, fear and loathing, no i'm not drunk, no seriously I'm not drunk, Oh that's dark, rampant use of the word fuck, relationships

Jun

4

2012

…Stan? STAN???

If you’re familiar with the show “South Park” then you recognize the title of this post as being a quote from Randy Marsh, the lovable and helpless father of Stan Marsh. Our dear antihero, Randy, is frequently confused and puzzled. He understands little of the world around him. And he usually winds up relying on [...]

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Posted in: i don't even know, no seriously I'm not drunk

Dec

23

2011

What is love? (Baby don’t hurt me.)

Magnificent t-shirt given to me by Moody Twin. I love this shirt. There’s nothing blatantly sexy about it, as in, there’s no nudity but I would never wear this to work. How is everybody doing with their resolutions to be better selves? Remember, you can start NOW. Feel healthy and good on New Year’s Eve, not [...]

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Posted in: clothes, let's just talk from our hearts, lighten up it's just fashion, no seriously I'm not drunk, relationships

Jun

29

2010

Shameless Genlux Post!

(MAD MEN!) I’ve been away and I’m sorry about that. But. BUT. YOU CAN TELL ME TO STUFF MY SORRYS IN A SACK, BECAUSE I COME WITH ANOTHER SACK. OF GIFTS. OF POMPOSITY. Sort of. My interview with Jason Lewis (aka Smith Jerrod) is out and ready to read in the latest issue of Genlux! [...]

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Posted in: fun times, Genlux, name-dropping, No I will never stop complaining about Facebook so get off my plane, no seriously I'm not drunk