By Almie Rose
Jan
14
2010
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston/ Looking so down in the dumps. Every guy here like’d to be ya, Gaston/ even when taking your lumps. There’s no man in town as admired as you You’re everyone’s favorite guy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you/ and it’s not very hard to see why.”Today I [...]
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Dec
14
2009
Winter’s here and it’s time to snuggle by the fire and watch a classic holiday film. And we all know what that classic is: that’s right, The Shining. Buh? Why so surprised, Jack? The Shining has it all: a beautiful winter wonderlandscape, family, and the true meaning of Christmas (note: conclusions upon viewing may vary). [...]
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Dec
11
2009
Even though I’m long out of high school, my friend Kimme will always be one of the cool kids to me. Kimme and I went to high school together but we were a grade apart. Even though we had to wear school uniforms Kimme always managed to stand out and not in an obnoxious way, [...]
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Oct
18
2009
Look at Warren Beatty. Do you think he got as many women as he did by dressing like Jon Hamm on his free days? Hell no. I’ve probably harped about this before but I am getting fed up with the way men of our generation dress when they go out. And by go out I [...]
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Aug
6
2009
Starring the cast of “La Piscine”. The first thing you need to do, if you’re a man, is to get a pair of womens sunglasses. Look at Alain Delon. He looks like a complete moron. But doesn’t he also look European and suave? OK, being European, like Delon, probably helps in looking European. But the [...]
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